Monday, March 14, 2011

Kates Playground Zipsett

Elizabeth Diva


or I have only one brother who I love very much. We talk much, laugh a lot, we look around, sometimes we get angry too ... It 's happened to the cry 'for each other and the one in the embrace of the other. In short, we love. And my brother loves Elizabeth.

Elizabeth does not return anything for her affection.

Elizabeth smiles at everyone, is in his arms to anyone, anywhere, quiet smiles with everyone.

Except with my brother.

-type scenario is: my brother is close to Elizabeth, smiling, his voice low, with a thousand sweet words, she looks at him suspiciously and refusing cautious I offer him anything. If all goes well, he turns to look at anything else intentionally is not my brother if he goes wrong with the adjacent bursts into tears sobbing in despair.
actions that preceded the event "goes wrong" were to give you an example: My brother says "no" as she is trying to bite into the wire of the lights of Christmas, my brother who takes in my arms without asking permission, my brother entering the room in which there is no advise you with moderate advance. All things we do every day with her.

But with my brother no, everything that he is not allowed.

Since she was born, powerless witness to the attempts to approach (clumsy, they are honest) of my brother and scenes diva Elizabeth.

scenes which only my brother.

My brother has got really bad start, do not say she was crying but the eye was polished. Then it seemed they had become friends, accomplices interminable half-hour to broker a rapprochement (brother, from the bottle to Elizabeth-Elizabeth, the little dog by his uncle, brother, Elizabeth to promise that you buy her a Bulgari bracelet-Elizabeth, look at what gives you uncle!).

Then they started fighting for a hair and now we do not know what to do.

Let me tell you the story, but it is a premise: Elizabeth, as well as of the "RETRO" has recently adopted also function "SPRITE" . This feature allows you to find any hair, lint and small roll of dust within 3 feet, hanging on with suction cups that comfortable under the fingers and bring it to his mouth, where is drawn in a split second that makes the gesture invisible to the human eye.

Well yesterday was committed to playing its important role elf on a carpet of those fake-Persian (home of my mother, I do not possess such goods rare), just one of those rugs that can not be washed every 3 hours and this has a fair number of cloth, wire, dust mites, powder aggregate DNA of dubious origin.
Elizabeth is a hair-elf, suckers ... and the hook before the feature extraction system to enter, my brother off his precious hair by hand. This gesture, as well that triggered a sob in despair, marked the end of their truce: Elizabeth has planted a grudge, unlined his best scowl, bounded distances, and to signal the "iron curtain" has made a resurgence of banana on top of my brother.

I find that the resurgence of banana is the worst ever, but I have not had the heart to tell my brother ...

Giuppy

0 comments:

Post a Comment